5. Not bragging but I did the exact same trick in school.
And yes, it worked like a charm.
6. Just go buy some cheese from a grocery store.
You came all the way here just to make this joke happen, how sweet!
7. Best costume of the year for the man in black.
Yes, he needed a backdrop.
8. The chair can incline, what else do you need?
This is a sick tattoo, ahh nope, just kidding!